ICIS99 Doctoral Consortium Theme Song

Don't know much about theory
Don't know much ontology
Have no clue about my methods book
Don't remember the stats that I took
But I'm here at the consortium 
So I must not be too awful dumb
I can't wait to defend and be done


My committee is a virtual team
Suffering commitment escalation schemes
Don't know much 'bout systems memory
And what the heck is specifity?
But I'm here at the consortium 
So I must not be too awful dumb
I can't wait to defend and be done


Software development has all been outsourced
Media richness is important of course
What's collaborative filtering?
Telecommuting must be my thing
But I'm here at the consortium 
So I must not be too awful dumb
I can't wait to defend and be done


Now, I don't claim to be an A student
But I'm tryin' to be
For maybe by being an A student someday
I can finish my Ph.D.


Many schools are knocking on my door
Good thing 'cause I'm mighty poor
Don' know when I' be getting done
It's too long since this all has begun
But I'm here at the consortium 
So I must not be too awful dumb
I can't wait to defend and be done


Oh ICIS... ICIS... (Ph.D.)
I need to publish (Please... oh... please...)


But I'm here at the consortium 
So I must not be too awful dumb
I can't wait to defend and be done

Wonderful World

Original: Sam Cooke/Herb Alpert/Lou Adler

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book 
Don't know much about the french I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be


Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for
But I know that one and one is two
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful world this would be


Now, I don't claim to be an A student
But I'm tryin' to be
For maybe by being an A student, baby
I can win your love for me


Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be

History 
Biology 
Science book 
French I took

But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you loved me too
What a wonderful world this would be

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Additional Links

Home Sweet Home.
Grounded Theory -- the Memo Pages.
ICIS 1999 -- Doctoral Consortium Theme.
UCLS -- Jabal Acacus Lovely Campus.
Management Science -- at the Open Directory Project.
Debian GNU/Linux -- pronounced: the-one-true-linux.
Debian Does Dallas -- you must be 21 years or more.

$Revision: 9.1 $ $Date: 2002/04/19 11:32:52 $ -- feedback -- REGEX
Gotcha! Gaelle was discovered at the Duke Energy Lake Hickory Leadership Center, Conover, NC, USA, during the ICIS99 Doctoral Consortium, obviously! Apology to Paramount Picture, StarTrek Fans, and Jean-Luc Picard, or something like that :-) !